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    发表于 2010-12-17 23:25:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
    1.wetwo who and who?

       咱俩谁跟谁阿

      2.how are you ? how old are you?

       怎么是你,怎么老是你?

      3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you

      你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

      4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,

      brothers ! together up !

       你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

      5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then

      say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

      有事起奏,无事退朝

      6.you me you me

       彼此彼此

      7.You Give Me Stop!!

       你给我站住!

      8.know is know noknow is noknow

       知之为知之,不知为不知...

      9.WATCH SISTER

       表妹

      10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son

      can make hole!!

      龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞

      11.American

      Chinese not enough

      美中不足

      12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

       车祸现场描述

      13.heart flower angry open

      心花怒放

      14.go past no mistake past

       走过路过,不要错过

      15.小明:I am sorry!

       老外:I am sorry too!

      小明:I am sorry three!

       老外:What are you sorry for?

      小明:I am sorry five!

      16.If you want money,I have no;

      if you want life,I have one!

       要钱没有,要命一条

      17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.

      我叫李老大,今年25。

      18.you have two down son。

      你有两下子。

      19.as far as you go to die

      有多远,死多远!!!!

      20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you

      face ,I turn my face

       给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

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    ading play , go and see

        one road with windd

        wait wait...

        Are you serious?

        No,I m kidding

        I ll show you some color!

        Birthday happy!!

        eight seven four!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

        YOU LOVE I?

        as stong as a cow

        I m in China--王志郅在美国对观众说的

        down half body consider

        up half body write

        ---下半身思考




        Good good study, day day up.

        I‘m a scamp,I‘m afraid of whom

        no three no four

        We are brothers,who and who

        You are who??

      

        I brother

        you are black new new

        root you duck dead knock~~~~~~

        people moutain people sea

        horse horse tiger tiger

        old three old four......

        one word is out, four horses cannot chase...

        save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower

        riding a donkey re
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     楼主| 发表于 2010-12-17 23:25:47 | 显示全部楼层
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